LOVE AND HIP HOP REUNION RECAP (8-6-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP REUNION RECAP)...MAN MONA SCOTT DONE HIRED RAY CHU AND THE CREW TO OPEN THE SHOW UP. MONA PUT A PRODUCTION TOGETHER FOR US. I WILL SAY THAT ALL THE LADIES ON THE STAGE WERE GORGEOUS...GORGEOUS... GORGEOUS (JAMIE FOX VOCALS) I'M SURE THEY CAN FIND OTHER WAYS TO GET BREAD, BUT DO TO THE FACT THAT THEY ON TV WITH THAT FOOLISHNESS, LETS RECAP! JOSELINE AND MIMI IMMEDIATELY WENT AT EACH OTHER. THEN MIMI MAKES THE MISTAKE OF THREATENING TO WHOOP JOSELINE ASS. I KNOW MIMI HAS SEEN JOSELINE PUT REAL LIVE HANDS ON SLEZ. JOSELINE RISES UP AND COMES AT MIMI, BUT SECURITY SHUT THAT DOWN. U SEE ARIANE WAS SITTING RIGHT BY JOSELINE BUT SHE STAYED HER ASS ON THE COUCH THO. MIMI SEEM LIKE SHE STILL GOT A LIL PLEX IN HER HEART FOR K MICHELLE! ITS SOMETHING GOING ON WITH THAT. K IS IN A PEACEFUL PLACE. SHE GOT A DEAL, SHE BOUT TO GET HER OWN SHOW. SHE AINT WORRIED BOUT NOTHIN. THEN MONA TALKS BOUT ERICA AND SHAY BEEF. SHAY REMAINS COOL AND WANTS TO TALK TO ERICA. MAN...ERICA AINT TRYING TO HEAR FROM SHAY. THEY WAS SLEEPIN WITH THE SAME DUDE. I AINT MAD AT ERICA. BUT THAT, "ITS SEASON TWO AND U STILL AINT MARRIED" LINE GOT UNDER ERICA SKIN A LIL BIT. ERICA COMES BACK WITH ALL THESE PUNCHLINES THAT MADE NO SENSE. JOSELINE COMES AT KARLIE REDD REAL QUICK, AND KARLIE CANT HANG. JOSELINE SHUT HER DOWN REAL QUICK. SLEZO, MIMI, AND JOSELINE GET ON STAGE. THAT BOY SLEZO WANT THAT LETTUCE THO. JOSELINE SAY SHE TRYING TO CHANGE THAT BOY SLEZO! U REALLY CANT GET MAD AT JOSELINE. SHE KEEPIN IT REAL AND POURING HER SOUL OUT. LOOK AT HER SITUATION. SLEZO CAME OUTTA NOWHERE, PUT THAT GIRL ON TV AND CHANGED HER LIFE. OF COURSE SHE GONNA LET THAT BROTHA MAKE IT WITH SOME OF HIS MESS. MIMI AND JOSELINE ACTUALLY HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION AS TO WHY THEY PLEXED UP WITH EACH OTHER. MIMI SAYS THAT SHE AINT TRIPPIN AND JOSELINE HAS THE ISSUE. JOSELINE SAYS THAT MIMI BE MEAN MUGGIN. WELL JOSELINE, I MEAN...OF COURSE SHE GONNA MUG U, U BANGIN THAT GULL CHILDS DADDY! THEN MIMI FLIPS THE WHOLE SCRIPT AND TELLS SLEZO TO TREAT JOSELINE BETTER. THEN JOSELINE STARTS CRYING BECAUSE SHE GOES INTO A RANT BOUT NOT HAVING A MOM. SLEZO RUBS HER BACK, AND MIMI STARTS YELLING AT SLEZO! HOW RUDE MIMI, LET JOSELINE HEAL! THEN MIMI AND JOSELINE START LOW KEY BONDING! AWWWWWWWW HELL NAW SLEZ, IF THAT HAPPENS, YO POWER IS GONE! U BETTER BLOCK THAT FRIENDSHIP MUTOMBO STYLE WAVING YA FINGER LIKE "NO..NO..NO...NOT IN MY HOUSE"! BUT PEEP HOW MONA PUT BOYS ON FRONT STREET LIKE, "SO IS JOSELINE THE WOMAN U WANT TO MARRY AND PUT BABIES IN"? PEEP MY DUDE SLEZO ANSWER, "WE WILL SEE IN SEASON 3"! LOL...LIGHT BULB WENT OFF IN MONA SCOTT HEAD LIKE, "HELL YEAH, DONT GIVE IT AWAY NOW! MAKE THESE FOLK KEEP WATCHING AND WE CAN KEEP THE BREAD COMING"! MONA SCOTT GOT THAT BRINKS TRUCK HUSTLE! (PART TWO ON THE WAY)