Tuesday, June 25, 2013

RECAP PART TWO (6-25-2013)

(PART TWO)...SCRAPPY MIGHT BE GOING TO JAIL THO. ARE BOYS TRYING TO SET HIM UP? FREE SCRAPPY THO! TRACI DATING A BROTHA LOOKIN LIKE A YOUNG BIRDMAN! THAT BOY SCOOPED TRACI ON A HORSE AND CARRIAGE! THAT BOY GOT TATS ALL UNDER HIS CHIN AND EVERYTHANG! U KNOW THAT BOY SELF EMPLOYED! HE GOT TRACI GIGGLING LIKE A MUG THO! THAT BOY IN THERE! I AINT MAD! SLEZO, MIMI, AND HIS DAUGHTER HAVING FAMILY TIME! SLEZO SAID THAT MIMI AINT ROCKIN THE FOLEX! COME ON HURRICANE SLEZ, LET NIKKO MAKE IT. U ALREADY TOOK A DUMP ON HIM IN LAST WEEK EPISODE! WHY THEY TALKIN THEY STUFF INFRONT OF THAT BABY! SHE REPEATING STUFF! THEY SHOULD HAVE HAD THE CAMERAMAN OR SOMEONE WATCH THE BABY WHILE THEY TALK. THIS RASHEEDA VIDEO SHOOT THO! WHY FLOCKA MOMMA SO RAW? SHE BORDERLINE TALKED BAD TO THE VIDEO DUDE! KIRT WALKS IN TO RAIN ON RASHEEDA PARADE AND TELL HER THAT HER NAME COMING OFF THE ACCOUNTS! RASHEEDA SAY, WE CAN TAKE IT TO THE JUDGE. RASHEEDA, MAN DO U LIL DADDY! MOMMA FLOCKA TAKES THE TIME TO GIVE SHEEDA A LIL GAME! MOMMA FLOCKA SAY, "SKIP THESE VIDEOS AND GET YA HAIR LINE MOVING! YOU DARN NEAR BOUT TO GO IN LABOR OUT HERE. WE CAN SHOOT VIDEOS LATER. GET BACK IN THE LAB"! ITS CRAZY CAUSE RASHEEDA WAS DISSIN KARLIE MUSIC CAREER, BUT KARLIE IS DOING WHAT SHEEDA SHOULD BE DOING! KARLIE THROWS AN EVENT FOR HER STORE AND ERICA, TRACI, AND SHAY SHOW UP WITH THAT FOOLISHNESS! WHY TRACI TRYING TO GET FOLK TO TALK! BAD IDEA CAUSE THEY SITUATION AINT MEANT TO BE WORKED OUT. ERICA IS THE MOTHER OF SCRAPPY CHILD! SHAY IS THE SIDE BUTT! AINT NO COMMON GROUND IN THAT! ONLY MAYHEM! SO SHAY AND ERICA TURN UP! SHAY TRIES TO BIG FACE ERICA AND THE SECURITY TAKES HER OUTSIDE! TRACI WAS ACTING ALL SURPRISED BOUT THEM TURNING UP, BUT HOLLLLLL LUP LIL TRACI! I REMEMBER U KICKIN SHOES OFF READY TO WHOOP THE GIRL AT THE JOB INTERVIEW! (NEXT WEEK TEASER)...KIRT HANGING WITH BENZINO, BOBBY V, AND RAMDOM CHICKS IN A CABIN!

LOVE AND HIPHOP ATL RECAP (6-25-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP)...THE SHOW STARTS OFF WITH MIMI LINKING UP WITH KARLIE REDD. KARLIE LETS MIMI KNOW THAT NIKKO TRIED TO GET THAT GIRL NUMBER. WHY DOES HE KEEP REFERRING TO SLEZES BUS THO. HE SOUNDS LIKE A FAN. U SHOULD NEVER SOUND LIKE A FAN OF A PERSON WHO HAS NO PROBLEM DISSING U AND MAKING A COMPLETE FOOL OUTTA YOU! THE BIG HOMIE SLEZO MEETS UP WITH JOSELINE. I CANT FRONT, JOSELINE LOOKS A HELL OF A LOT BETTER THAN SHE DID LAST SEASON ON SOME, "STARTED FROM THE BOTTOM NOW WE HERE" TYPE BLAST! THEY BASICALLY APOLOGIZE TO EACH OTHER AND SLEZO HITS JOSELINE WITH HIS SIGNATURE, "LET ME WIPE YO TEARS" MOVE. HE TELLS HER THAT THEY DONT HAVE A MUSIC DEAL SO THEY GOTTA GO INDEPENDENT AND MOVE UNITS FROM THE TRUNK. JOSELINE SAY SHE AINT TRIPPIN CAUSE SHE GOT THAT BREAD BEHIND HER! THEN SLEZ SAYS THAT HER AND JOSELINE ARE LIKE OBAMA AND FIRST LADY! MIMI SHOOTS TO NIKKO HOUSE TO TALK BOUT HIM TRYING TO GET KARLIE REDD NUMBER. THIS CAT NIKKO IS IN I DONT GIVE A DAMN MODE CAUSE HE THINKS THAT SLEZ TAKING A DUMP ON HIS PARTY WAS PLANNED. THAT BOY GETS TO PLAYING GAMES WITH POOR OL MIMI. THEN MIMI GETS UP TO LEAVE. MIMI WALKS OUT AND NIKKO SAYS, "SO U AINT BOUT THAT THREESOME WITH ME, U AND KARLIE"? LOL...MIMI WALKS IN TO TALK A LIL MORE NOISE THEN SHE DIPS. I AINT GONNA FRONT THO, I DONT BLAME THAT BOY NIKKO FOR BEING A JERK. MIMI PUT THAT BOY IN POSITION TO BE PLAYED AT HIS VIDEO PARTY. ME PERSONALLY, I WOULD NOT HAVE EVEN WASTED TIME FOOLIN WITH MIMI AFTER THAT, BUT EVERYBODY GOT THEY OWN WAYS OFF DOING THINGS! SCRAPPY TRYING TO BEAT THE CASE THO! ERICA, MOMMA SCRAP, AND MALCOM X ALL SITTING DOWN TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW SCRAP GONNA MISS JAIL FOR VIOLATING PROBATION. I THINK IT WAS COOL HOW MOMMA SCRAP AND ERICA WAS ABLE TO PUT THE FOOLISHNESS ASIDE TO FOCUS ON THE BIG PICTURE. BUT MOMMA SCRAP WAS GONNA TRY TO BE BOUT THAT FOOLISHNESS AT FIRST THO! MOMMA SCRAP, U DONT WANT SHAY THERE FOR SOMETHING SERIOUS LIKE THAT! CHILL OUT MOMMA SCRAP! KARLIE AND TRACI MEET UP AT KARLIE NEW STORE. MAN KARLIE REDD BOUT HER BREAD! KARLIE OPENED UP A STORE WHERE CHICKS CAN GET THEIR HAIR DONE. SHE SEE THEM DOLLAR SIGNS! BLACK WOMEN GONNA MAKE SURE THEY HAIR DONE THO. TRACI ALSO TELLS KARLIE THAT SHE GOT A BOY FRIEND! SHE SEEMS HAPPY TOO! WE WILL VISIT THAT LATER! RASHEEDA MEETS UP WITH THAT BOY FLOCKA MOMMA! FLOCKA MOMMA GOT THAT STRONG BOSS LADY PRESENTS THO! SHE BE KEEPIN IT ALL THE WAY ONE HUNDO WITH RASHEEDA! RASHEEDA SAID THAT BEYONCE WAS WINNING WHILE SHE PREGNANT! FLOCKA MOMMA WAS LIKE, "HOLLLLL LUP BOOOOOOO! U NOT BEYONCE! HELL, U NOT ASHANTI! CHILL OUT LIL MOMMA! U REACHIN"! RASHEEDA WAS LIKE, I STILL GOTTA SHOOT THIS VIDEO THO! ARIANE LOST HER GRANDFATHER SO HER AND MIMI WENT TO CHURCH WHERE K WAS SINGING. K WAS SINGING AND YOU CAN TELL THAT SHE WAS REFLECTING WHILE SHE WAS SINGING. I AINT MAD K, LET HIM USE U THO! ARIANE IS SO SWEET BUT WHY SHE KEEP TRYING TO MAKE K AND MIMI TALK? THEY GONNA DO THAT WHEN THEY READY! IT WAS VERY BIG OF K TO POUR HER HEART OUT TO MIMI. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, I RESPECT MIMI FOR NOT GIVING A FORCE, FRIENDLY, FALSE RESPONSE! IF U NOT READY TO BE COOL, U JUST NOT READY! (PART TWO IN THE POT)

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP PART 2 (6-18-2013)

(PART 2)...K MICHELLE THROWS A PARTY AND INVITES KARLIE RED! THIS CAT BENZINO WALKS IN AND GIVES K MICHELLE A NECKLACE THAT U BUY YO GIRL FOR YALL ANNIVERSARY AFTER YALL HAVE BEEN THROUGH THE FIRE. I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT GIFT COMING FROM OL RAY BENZINO! I THINK IT WAS A MOVE TO GET KARLIE IN HER FEELINGS! IT WORKED CAUSE SHE COMMENTED ON IT. A TRUE PLAYA WOULDN'T EVEN BE CHECKIN FOR KARLIE LIKE THAT! HELL, I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN SHOWED UP IF I KNEW KARLIE WAS GONNA BE THERE! I WOULD HAVE JUST SENT A GIFT! ZINO SNEAKY AS HELL. WHY DID KARLIE RED GIVE K THAT DISS RECORD FOR HER B DAY? I UNDERSTAND HER GIVING IT TO HER ON SOME, "WE COOL NOW, BUT THIS IS WHAT U MIGHT HEAR IN THESE STREETS"! BUT NOT ON HER B DAY! THEY PLAYED THAT AND THESE CHICKS STARTED DANCING TO IT! THAT WAS SO BIZZAR TO ME! THEN K WAS IN HER FEELINGS BOUT WHAT THE RECORD WAS SAYING! K..ITS A DISS RECORD! BASE WORD IS DISS! IT WAS MEANT TO BE DISRESPECTFUL! SO K THROWS DRINK, KARLIE THROWS A DRINK, THEN KARLIE THROWS ANOTHER DRINK, THEN BOTH THESE CHICKS LEAVE AND MAKE UP IN THE PARKING LOT. THEN KARLIE TAPS K ON THE ASS! THAT WAS SOOO AWKWARD THO! YALL WAS JUST PLEXED UP LIKE THIRTY SECONDS AGO! K MICHELLE AND JOSELINE MEET UP TO BECOME FRIENDS! I GUESS BECAUSE MIMI AND K FELL OFF, ITS COOL FOR JOSELINE AND K TO BE PLAYA PATNAS! THEY WAS FRIENDLY AS HELL WITH EACH OTHER. JOSELINE LOOK LIKE SHE WANNA BE DOWN THO. KIRT MEETS UP WITH RASHEEDA MOMMA AT THE BEAUTY SHOP TO GET A VERBAL THRASHING! RASHEEDA MOMMA AINT WASTE NO TIME ON GOING THE HELL OFF! IT WAS GETTING UNDER HER SKIN THAT KIRT WAS LAUGHING AT HER. SHE STARTED WALKING UP ON THAT BOY, AND KIRT DID THE RIGHT THING BY LEAVING. I THINK SHE WOULD HAVE SWUNG ON THAT BOY! ARIANE, ERICA, AND MIMI LINK UP TO TALK! MIMI DISSES THE WATCH AGAIN AND TALKS ABOUT THE VIDEO NOT HAVING ALOT OF MIMI IN IT. THEN WE FIND OUT THAT MIMI INVITED SLEZO TO THE NIKKO VIDEO PREMIER! MIMI HAD ONE SCENE IN THAT VIDEO. THEN HERE COMES SLEZ IN ALL WHITE, SHADES, AND PRETEND CIGARETTE THAT THEY SALE AT ONE OF THOSE STANDS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE MALL THAT HELP YOU STOP SMOKING! SLEZ DIDN'T EVEN SHAKE HANDS WITH NIKKO, HE WALKED PASSED HIM, KISSED MIMI AND SAID THAT ROLEX WATCHES DONT TICK! FIRST OFF, NIKKO SHOULD OF HAD BOYS AT THE DOOR WITH A GUEST LIST! BACK TO WHAT HAPPENED THO. THEN SLEZ GAVE MIMI A BOX WITH BABY MOMMA WHIP KEYS IN IT! THAT BOY SLEZ DISSED NIKKO, TOOK MIMI OUTSIDE AND GAVE HER THE COCAINE WHITE BMW! IF I WERE NIKKO, DOORS WOULD HAVE LOCKED, AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN DONE WITH MIMI! BUT THATS JUST ME THO. THAT SHOWED THAT SLEZO STILL GOT POWER! WHEN MIMI CAME BACK, NIKKO MADE A GREAT POINT THO! THAT BOY SAID THAT SLEZ SHOULD HAVE GAVE HER THAT CAR LONG TIME AGO! NIKKO SHOULD HAVE JUST CUT HIS LOSSES AND LET MIMI MAKE IT RIGHT THERE. BUT HE STARTED ARGUING AND LOOKING WEAK! HE DIDNT LOOK WEAK CAUSE SLEZ BOUGHT MIMI A CAR, NIKKO CANT CONTROL THAT. HE LOOKED WEAK FOR LETTING HER COME BACK IN AFTER ALL THAT DISRESPECT. I MAY GOTTA START CALLING SLEZO HURRICANE SLEZ CAUSE HE CAME THRU A JACKED EVERYTHING UP! SLEZ WAS WEAK FOR THAT, BUT HE PULLED A MAC TRUCK MOVE! (NEXT WEEK TEASER...SHAY HAS HANDS FOR ERICA, AND ERICA HAS PROTECTIVE GLASS FOR SHAY)

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (6-18-2013)

THE SHOW BEGINS WITH SLEZO MEETING UP WITH JOSELINE. SHE SAY SHE WANT HER BREAD AND SHE DONT WANT TO FOOL WITH HIM. SLEZO SAY THAT HE PULLED JOSELINE DEAL OFF THE TABLE. JOSELINE STARTED LETTIN THAT BOY HAVE IT. SLEZO GRABBED HIS SHADES, AND BACKPACK AND SHOOK THE SPOT. KARLIE REDD AND K MICHELLE LINK UP TO SQUASH THE PLEX CAUSE ON LAST WEEK EPISODE K PEOPLE TOLD HER TO CHILL. THAT WAS BIG OF K MICHELLE. KARLIE SAID THAT SHE GOT A DISS RECORD IN THESE STREETS COMING FOR THAT ASS THO! K SAID COOL, BUT WATCH HOW U DO ME THO! SLEZO LINKS UP WITH ARIANE AND SHE ROCKIN THE ERICA BI DU-RAG! I JUST THINK THAT THIS IS A FUNNY SITUATION. ARIANE WAS THE MAIN ONE IN MIMI EAR ON HOW SLEZO IS NO GOOD. NOW SHE LINKING UP WITH SLEZ CRYING SPEAKING UP FOR MIMI! ARIANE, I ROCK WITH YOU MOMMA BUT YOU KINDA ALL OVER THE PLACE THO! PEEP HOW COOL THE BIG HOMIE SLEZO IS! THAT BOY SAID THAT IF MIMI IS HAPPY, HE DONT WANNA DISRUPT THAT! ARIANE CRYING, BUT SLEZO KEEP A FRESH NAPKIN FOR A LADY TEARS THO. SLEZO SAY HE IS A CHANGED MAN! I AINT MAD AT THAT BROTHA! MIMI DOING HER PHOTO SHOOT FOR HER CLOTHING LINE AND MIMI LOOK JUST LIKE CIARA. NIKKO WALKED IN THE PHOTO SHOOT KILLIN MIMI VIBE! THE PHOTOGRAPHER WAS LIKE, "BRO, CAN I WORK WITHOUT YOUR BACKGROUND ADLIBS"? THEN NIKKO STOPS EVERYTHING TO GIVE HER A ROLEX WITH NO ICE! ME PERSONALLY, I NEVER HAD A ROLEX SO I THOUGHT IT WAS A NICE GIFT! MIMI HAD PUNCHLINES BOUT THE WATCH. I THOUGHT IT WAS A LIL UNGRATEFUL, BUT HEY, ME AND NIKKO ARE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE! AS SOON AS SHE LAUGHED AT IT, I WOULD HAVE SNATCHED IT OFF HER WRIST AND SHOT IT BACK TO THE STORE FOR THAT FULL REFUND! MIMI WOULD HAVE GOTTEN NOTHING! RASHEEDA MEETS UP WITH HER OVER PROTECTIVE ASS MOTHER! RASHEEDA GIVES HER MOMMA THE GAME AND HER MOMMA GOT UPTIGHT! MOMMA RASHEEDA SAY SHE WANNA SEE KIRT IN THEM STREETS THO! SLEZO MENDS THINGS WITH THAT BOY ZINO! THATS WHATS UP, I AINT MAD AT THAT. THAT BOY ZINO SAID THAT HE GONNA APOLOGIZE TO JOSELINE BUT THAT BOY SLEZO SAID, "MAN DONT EVEN WORRY BOUT IT CAUSE WE FELL OFF"! THEN SLEZ TELLS ZINO BOUT THAT MIMI SITUATION. ZINO TELLS SLEZ WHAT WE ALL KNOW! THAT BOY SAID HE CAN HAVE MIMI AT ANY TIME HE DAMN WELL PLEASE! I WAS LOOKING AT THE TV LIKE TRUE STORY THO. MIMI AND THAT BOY SLEZO LINK UP TO TALK. MIMI TELLS SLEZ THAT SHE GOT THAT TATTOO SO SHE DONT HAVE TO THINK BOUT HIM. MIMI BEGINS TO CRY AND HERE COMES SLEZ WITH A FRESH NAPKIN! SLEZ WAS KINDA LOW KEY LOOKIN LIKE HE WANT MIMI BACK IN HIS LIFE FULL-TIME. THAT BOY SAID HE WAS GONNA GET MIMI A WHIP. IF I AINT SEE A PREVIEW, I WOULD THINK THAT HE WAS GONNA GET HER A SOCCER MOM VAN. THAT HUG THAT MIMI GAVE SLEZ BEFORE SHE LEFT THO! MIMI STILL FEELING THAT BOY! MORE ON SLEZO AND MIMI IN PART TWO OF THE RECAP! (PART TWO COOKIN)

Thursday, June 13, 2013

DO YOUR TATTOOS HAVE PURPOSE? (6-14-2013)

I WAS IN WALMART LAST NIGHT AND I SAW A YOUNG MAN WITH A JUMPMAN TATTOO ON HIS NECK. EVERYBODY HAS THE RIGHT TO DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH THERE BODY, BUT I BEGAN TO THINK. PEOPLE USE TO GET TATTOOS THAT EITHER MEANT SOMETHING OR THAT WAS SUPER CREATIVE. LL COOL J HAS A MICROPHONE WITH A CROWN ON HIS ARM BECAUSE HE FEELS THAT HE IS THE GREATEST RAPPER OF ALL TIME! THAT IS A TATTOO WITH PURPOSE. THE YOUNG MAN WITH THE JUMPMAN TATTOO PROBABLY GOT THAT TATTOO BECAUSE HE LIKES MICHAEL JORDANS SHOES. FROM WHAT I SEE FROM MICHAEL JORDAN, HE ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF. MAYBE I AM WRONG, BUT LOOK AT A FEW THINGS. WHEN SOMEBODY DIES OVER HIS SHOES, DOES HE EVER SPEAK OUT? ALSO, GOOGLE MICHAEL JORDAN DISSES RAPPER CHAMILLIONAIRE AND WATCH THE VIDEO. BUT THE YOUNG MAN IS WALKING AROUND WITH A JORDAN TATTOO. I HAVE TATTOOS AND I ALSO KNOW ALOT OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE THEM. IN MY OPINION, IF YOU ARE GONNA GET A TATTOO, GET A TATTOO THAT IS PERSONAL AND IS A REPRESENTATION OF YOURSELF OR SOMETHING THAT YOU BELIEVE IN. TRY TO STAY AWAY FROM TATTOOING SILLY SAYINGS AND OTHER PEOPLES LOGOS ON YOUR BODY. THOSE TATTOOS ARE OFTEN REGRETTED LATER ON WITH AGE. ANOTHER THING I WOULD STAY AWAY FROM ARE THE CLIQUE/SQUAD/ GROUP TATTOOS. EXAMPLE, YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS COME UP WITH A GROUP NAME AND DECIDE TO GET THAT TATTOOED ON YOUR BODY. I HAVE TO BE HONEST WITH YOU, SOME PEOPLE DONT REMAIN FRIENDS FOR A LIFETIME. I DONT WANT TO SHARE A TATTOO WITH YOU AND WE ARE NO LONGER FRIENDS. BE MINDFUL OF WHERE U PUT THE TATTOO. IF YOU ARE SELF EMPLOYED, GO CRAZY WITH TATTOOS IF YOU WANT TO. IF YOU MIGHT NEED TO WORK FOR SOMEBODY AND HAVE SOMEBODY SIGN YOUR CHECKS, AVOID THE FACE AND NECK TATTOOS! ALL I'M SAYING IS THAT WE SHOULD BE MINDFUL OF WHAT WE PLAN ON TATTOOING ON OUR BODIES FOR A LIFETIME. WHEN WE DECIDE THAT WE WANT A TATTOO, MAYBE WE CAN TAKE A WEEK AND PONDER ON THAT. LETS MAKE SURE THAT IS WHAT WE TRULY WANT!

Tuesday, June 11, 2013

LEBRONS WILL OVERTAKE AIR JORDANS (6-11-2013)

WE ALL KNOW THAT AIR JORDANS HAVE DOMINATED THE SHOE GAME FOR A WHILE NOW. YEARS AFTER JORDAN HAS LEFT THE GAME OF BASKETBALL, HIS SHOES ARE STILL SELLING OUT. THERE ARE KIDS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL RIGHT NOW WEARING AIR JORDANS WHO HAVE NEVER WITNESSED A SINGLE JORDAN GAME. JORDAN HAS MADE A BUNCH OF MONEY IN THIS SHOE GAME, BUT I AM NOT SURE THAT REIGN WILL LAST FOREVER!

EVERY SINCE LEBRON HAS WON THAT RING, I HAVE SEEN MORE AND MORE LEBRON SHOES ON PEOPLES FEET. I READ AN ARTICLE ON SOLE COLLECTORS WEBSITE THAT SAID LEBRON JAMES SOLD 300 MILLION WORTH OF SHOES. (THEY DID NOT GIVE THE NUMBERS ON JORDANS, BUT THEY WERE IN THE BILLIONS) BRON IS THE BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE RIGHT NOW, AND HIS SHOES ARE ALSO STYLISH. THATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HIS AND KOBE BRYANT SHOES. KOBES SHOES ARE NOT THAT STYLISH. IN MY OPINION, HIS SHOES WERE MADE MAINLY TO PLAY BASKETBALL IN. KEVIN DURANT IS COMING UP IN THE SHOE GAME AND HIS SHOES ARE A LITTLE BIT CHEAPER. BUT AT THE MOMENT, DURANT DOES NOT HAVE ANY RINGS SO WE WILL FOCUS ON LEBRON.

YOU MAY NOT AGREE WITH ME, BUT I BELIEVE THAT THE LONG LINES FOR THE AIR JORDAN 11s, 4s AND SO ON WILL GET A LITTLE SHORTER OVER THE YEARS. NOW THAT THE KIDS HAVE SOMEBODY THAT THEY CAN ACTUALLY WATCH, THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE THEIR PARENTS SPEND ON WHO THEY CAN SEE.

I AM NOT SAYING THAT LEBRON WILL OUT SALE JORDAN WHEN IT IS ALL SAID AND DONE, BUT HE WILL BE THE ONE TO "STOP" JORDAN AS FAR AS SHOE SALES!

Monday, June 10, 2013

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP PART 2 (6-11-2013)

(PART 2)..MIMI AND ERICA LINK UP TO SEE THE CHICK WHO PREDICTS THE FUTURE. THAT CHICK AINT PREDICTING NO DAMN FUTURE, SHE JUST WATCH THE SHOW EVERY WEEK LIKE THE REST OF US! HELL, I COULD HAVE TOLD MIMI ALL THAT STUFF THAT LADY WAS SAYING! WHY WAS THAT LADY TALKING IN A PHONE SEX VOICE THO? K MICHELLE GOES TO MEET UP WITH HER PEOPLE AND IN SO MANY WORDS, THEY TELL HER TO SIT THE HELL DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP! K BOUT TO GET THAT BREAD, SHE DONT NEED TO BE GOIN CROSS FOLK HEAD WITH ROSES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE WATERED AND TAKEN CARE OF. (OFF THE RECORD)..ALLSTAR WEEKEND I SAW A CHICK WITH A CAT SUIT JUST LIKE Ks THAT SAID ."POW" AND ALL THAT! BUT SHE HAD A HOOD CONNECTED TO IT THO! (BACK ON THE RECORD)..SHAY AND TRACI MEET UP AT THE SPA TO TALK BOUT THAT BOY SCRAP! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ERICA GONNA CHILL ON TRACI IN A SECOND. BUT WHY THE HELL IS SHAY TAKING SOME, "GIRL LEAVE HIM ALONE" ADVICE FROM TRACI? I LIKE TRACI, BUTS LETS KEEP IT 100 REAL QUICK! DREW GOT TRACI KICKIN OFF SHOES AT INTERVIEWS WITH READY AND WILLING HANDS! JOSELINE MEETS UP WITH HER PATNA TO TALK BOUT THAT BOY SLEZ! NOW JOSELINE WORRIED BOUT SLEZ KIDS? MAN PLEASE, SHE WAS NOT TRIPPIN BOUT THEM KIDS WHEN SHE WAS SNATCHIN SLEZ FROM MIMI! BESIDES, FROM WHAT I SEE, SLEZ TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SPEAK ON OTHER PEOPLE KIDS! I FEEL LIKE FOLK BE OUTTA PLACE! THIS NIKKO CAT STARTING TO SHOW HIS TRUE COLORS. MIMI GOT THAT SHIRT LINE DROPPIN! THAT BOY NIKKO SAY HE COACHING LIKE HE PHIL JACKSON! THEN HE SAID THAT MIMI WAS RIDING ON HIS TRAIN! MAN..YOU NOT SLEZO BRO! IT WASN'T EVEN FLY WHEN NIKKO WAS SAYING IT CAUSE I HEARD THE HOMIE SLEZ SAY IT FIRST AND SOUND LIKE A GEE! MIMI LOOK LIKE CIARA THO! SHE BE MAKING THEM BODY PARTY FACES! SHAY AND SCRAPPY THO! SCRAP WAS TRYING TO HAVE A REGULAR CONVERSATION AT FIRST, THEN SHAY TURNT UP AND STARTED PUTTIN BOYS BIZ-NY-EEE OUT THERE! SHAY GOT THE HELL IN HER FEELINGS! THIS ARGUMENT WAS FUNNY AS HELL! IN THE WORDS OF SCRAP, AND I QUOTE, "IF I'M A PIECE OF S#$T, WHY U PUT A PIECE OF S%$T IN YOUR VAGINA"? OUCH...BOYS HIT SHAY WITH THAT ZINGER! SHAY SAY THAT JESUS GAVE HER THAT HOUSE! SCRAP SAID THAT GOD USED HIM TO BLESS HER! OUCH..ANOTHER ZINGER BY THE PRINCE OF THE SOUTH! WHY WAS THE HOMIE SCRAP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE TAPPIN ON THE WINDOW LOOKIN WEAK! GO HOME SCRAP, ITS OVER! THEN SHAY CRYING IN THE CLOSET! I MAY BE ON AN ISLAND BY MYSELF, BUT I LIKE THEM AS  A COUPLE! SLEZ AND JOSELINE MEET UP JUST TO START PLEXIN IN PUBLIC OVER TATS AND BRACES. SLEZ BASICALLY TELLS JOSELINE THAT SHE HAS SIGNED ONE OF THEM SUGE KNIGHT STYLE CONTRACTS! SHE GONNA BE IN THE HEADLOCK FOR BOUT SIX YEARS! GOODNESS! (NEXT WEEK TEASER)..MIMI AND SLEZ AINT HAD NO CONFLICT OR MAJOR INTERACTION FOR BOUT 3 EPISODES! BUT SLEZ PULL UP IN THE TWIGHLIGHT WHITE WHIP HE JUST GRABBED FOR MIMI! YALL CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT BOUT SLEZ, BUT HE MAKE SURE MIMI AINT GOT NO WORRIES THO!

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (6-11-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP REUNION RECAP)...THE SHOW BEGINS WITH MIMI AND ARIANE LINKING UP TO TALK ABOUT WHEN K SLIDE THEM FLOWERS ACROSS MIMI FACE! MIMI THINKS THAT ARIANE IS ON THE FENCE. I PERSONALLY THINK THAT ARIANE BEEN KEEPIN IT 1 HUNDO FROM THE JUMP. ARIANE SAID THAT NIKKO IS KINDA OFFBRAND. HOW CAN U ARGUE WITH A FRIEND WHO IS KEEPING IT ALL THE WAY REAL WITH YOU? MAN WHY ARIANE KEEP MAKING THEM CRAZY NENE FACES! LOL AT THE FACT THAT SHAY IS GIVING THAT BOY SCRAP A MASSAGE WITH A HAPPY ENDING. SHE RUBBIN THE HOMIE DINE! I SAID THAT ERICA WAS LEAVING THAT DOOR OPEN! MAN SHAY SLIDE HER ASS THROUGH! SHAY REALLY LIKE THAT BROTHA SCRAP! DID U SEE SCRAP GRAB A HAND FULL OF BUTT ON THE COOL THO? ERICA GONNA BE HOT! IMAGINE IF SHAY AND ERICA WOULD HAVE TRIED TO WORK IT OUT ON LAST WEEKS SHOW! CHILE PLEASE, THEY WOULD HAVE JUST BEEN PLEXED UP AGAIN! SLEZO AND JOSELINE AT THIS PHOTO SHOOT THO! SLEZ TELLIN JOSELINE THAT SHE WRONG AND JOSELINE STAY THROWIN SLUGS AT TATS & BRACES! SLEZO STAY KISSIN THAT CHICK! K MICHELLE AND ARIANE LINK UP TO TALK ABOUT WHEN K SLIDE FLOWERS CROSS MIMI JAW. K SAID DONT BRING THESE CHICKS TO HER SHOW! K MUST HAVE SPENT SOME TIME IN HOUSTON CAUSE WE SAY, "RUN UP GET DONE UP"! K SAY SHE BOPPED THAT GIRL MIMI WITH THEM FLOWERS! TRACI AND ERICA MEET UP AT THE SPOT TO TALK ABOUT THAT BOY DREW LOSING 50 RACKS! THEN THEY TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT ERICA AND SCRAP FELL OFF! ERICA SAID THAT SHAY IS A POPCORN HOE! I SEE ERICA AND TRACI FALLING OFF IN THE FUTURE! THATS JUST HOW IT GOES MAN, TRACI IS FRIENDS WITH ERICA ENEMY! THIS BROTHA KIRK THO, THAT GUY IS NOT SUPPORTING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW! DAMN HOMIE, SHE PREGNANT, LET HER MAKE IT BRO! KIRK IS WILIN THE HELL OUT! THAT BROTHA IS SAYING ANYTHING! SHE SHOULD BE CAREFUL ROUND HIM CAUSE HE CANT BE TRUSTED RIGHT NOW. I HATE TO SAY THIS, BUT I CAN SEE THAT BOY TRYING TO HARM THAT BABY. HE ALREADY DONT WANT IT. MAN, SLEZO PUTS ON HIS INDIANA JONES HAT, AND HAS JOSELINE AND TATS AND BRACES TO HAVE A SIT DOWN. JOSELINE WAS POLITE AS HELL! I RESPECT THE FACT THAT JOSELINE WAS ABLE TO ADMIT THAT SHE WAS WRONG. YOU SEE JOSELINE TRIED TO MOVE ON, BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! TATS AND BRACES HAD TO BRING UP THE FACT THAT SLEZ SHOT TO BEST BUY GRABBED A TV ON HIS BEST BUY CARD FOR HER! THATS HOW U KNOW SHE AINT HAVE A TV IN THE FIRST PLACE CAUSE SHE BRAGGIN AND STUNTIN! NOW JOSELINE HOT, AND SLEZO GOTTA CLEAN THAT UP! JOSELINE GRABBED HER SCARF AND SHOOK THE SPOT! (PART 2 THO)

Friday, June 7, 2013

WHATS WRONG WITH PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION? (6-7-2013)

SO TUESDAY I GOT INTO A CAR ACCIDENT THAT WAS CLEARLY MY FAULT. I DROPPED MY CAR OFF AT THE SHOP LAST NIGHT, NOW I AM REVERTING BACK TO MY BUS DAYS! BUT I AINT EVEN TRIPPIN THO! IF U MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND JUST RIDE, IT CAN BE VERY PEACEFUL AND RELAXING! PUT SOME MUSIC IN YA EAR AND GET TO WHERE U NEED TO GO. WHY DO PEOPLE TRIP ABOUT PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION? OFCOURSE THERE ARE THE OBVIOUS REASONS. #1 ANYBODY CAN JUST HOP ON THE BUS SO U DONT KNOW WHO IS RIDING. #2 THE BUS MAKES WAY TO MANY STOPS THAT HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR STOP. #3 LETS FACE IT, THE BUS JUST ISN'T THE "COOLEST" THING TO GET AROUND ON! BUT THERE ARE BRIGHT SIDES TOO. #1 IF U HAVE A CAR, U DONT HAVE TO PUT MILES ON YOUR CAR. #2 U DONT HAVE TO BUY $4 GAS. #3 U HAVE A BETTER CHANCE OF BEING ON TIME GETTING WHEREVER U HAVE TO GO. #4 U CAN GET YA THOUGHTS TOGETHER BECAUSE U ARE JUST RIDING. BOTTOM LINE IS, U CAN LOOK AT THE GOOD AND BAD WHEN IT COMES TO PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION. BUT IF U DONT MIND SAVING A LITTLE BREAD, U KNOW WHAT TO DO! #GrindLifeSouth

Wednesday, June 5, 2013

TAKE PRIDE IN YOU IN ANY SITUATION (6-5-2013)

I UNDERSTAND THAT A LOT OF US WORK JOBS THAT WE FEEL LIKE WE ARE OVER QUALIFIED FOR. WE ARE LIVING IN HARD TIMES. JOBS THAT USED TO PAY HIGHER ARE NOW PAYING A LITTLE LESS BECAUSE THEY ARE TRYING TO SAVE MONEY. NOT ONLY THAT, IT IS ALOT OF PEOPLE UNEMPLOYED SO IF U WONT TAKE THE JOB PAYING THE AMOUNT THAT THEY ARE TRYING TO PAY, THEY KNOW THAT THEY HAVE OPTIONS. SO BECAUSE OF THIS, ALOT OF US ARE WORKING JOBS THAT WE REALLY DONT WANT TO WORK. WE ARE RECEIVING A WAGE THAT MAKES US FEEL UNDERPAID. HELL, I AM WORKING A JOB LIKE THIS. BUT I FEEL THAT YOU SHOULD HAVE PRIDE IN YOURSELF. EVEN IF YOU DONT HAVE PRIDE IN YOUR JOB, HAVE THAT PRIDE IN YOURSELF. DO THAT JOB TO THE BEST OF YOUR ABILITY, AND MOST IMPORTANTLY MAKE SURE YOU LOOKING GOOD DOING IT. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO LOOK LIKE YOU ARE WORTH $8 AN HOUR. IF YOU WORK AT A FAST FOOD RESTAURANT, IRON YOUR CLOTHES, MAKE SURE THEY ARE CLEAN, AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR HAIR. IF YOU LOOK GOOD, YOU FEEL GOOD. DONT HAVE YOUR HAIR ALL OVER THE PLACE LOOKING WEAK AND STANK. REPRESENT GREATNESS EVEN WHEN YOU ARE NOT IN THE BEST SITUATION. IF YOU PUT THE WORK IN, YOU WILL NOT BE IN THAT POSITION FOREVER. WORK ON BEING A BOSS WHILE YOU ARE ON YOUR WAY TO BEING A BOSS! MAKE SURE U SMILE WHILE DOING SO! #GrindLife

Tuesday, June 4, 2013

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (PART 2) (6-4-2013)

(PART TWO)...WHY IS SCRAP MOMMA TRYING TO SLIDE THAT DOG TRAINER A SHOT OF BUTT ON THE LOW LOW? DID U HEAR THE SHOT THAT MOMMA DEE TOOK AT ERICA MOMMA? SHE SAY SHE HIRE PEOPLE LIKE HER TO CLEAN UP AFTER HER DOG! I THOUGHT THAT WAS FOUL, ERICA MOMMA IS COOL! MOMMA DEE SAY ERICA AINT TREATING THAT DOG RIGHT. MAN MOMMA DEE TRYING TO PUT THEM ANIMAL RIGHTS PEOPLE IN ERICA LIFE! DID U SEE HOW THAT BOY B. GOOD THE DOG TRAINER WAS BREAKING THE DOG GAME DOWN TO MOMMA DEE? THAT BOY KNOWS HIS STUFF! TATS AND BRACES, JOSELINE, AND SLEZO MEET UP AT THE STRIP CLUB. TATS & BRACES WAS THERE TO SHOW LOVE TO JOSELINE. JOSELINE LOOKED LIKE SHE DID NOT WANT TO BE THERE. DID U SEE HOW JOSELINE WAS THROWING THEM RACKS WITH THAT DEAD EXPRESSION ON HER FACE? I LIKE JOSELINE, BUT WHY SHE CALLING EVERYBODY ELSE RACHET? JOSELINE GOT PUNCHLINES. JOSELINE SAY SHE GONNA KICK OL GIRL IN HER BRACES, THEN JOSELINE SAID THAT TATS & BRACES WOULD DIE AND BE BORN AGAIN THREE TIMES BEFORE SHE DOES A SONG WITH HER! WHY DOES TATS & BRACES KEEP RAISING HER HAND TO TALK? SLEZO GOT THEM CHICKS TRAINED LIKE B. GOOD BE TRAINING THEM DOGS. WHEN JOSELINE WAS LEAVING, SHE SWUNG ON TATS. HEY MAN, TATS & BRACES A BIG OL GIRL THO! ANYBODY WITH TATS ALL OVER AINT TRIPPIN ON PAIN. U SEE HOW SHE WAS PUTTIN THEM SWIM MOVES ON SECURITY TO GET TO JOSELINE? MAN SHE WANTED JOSELINE WITH THEM HANDS! TATS MIGHT BE A GOOD ARTIST CAUSE SHE STAY IN HER FEELINGS. SHE DEALING WITH PAIN SOMEWHERE IN HER LIFE. SLEZO BE GIVING THESE CHICKS TV LOOKS ON THE COOL THO. MIMI AND ARIANE GOING TO K MICHELLE CONCERT. K WINNING, SHE SAY SHE DOING SOLD OUT SHOWS! GET YA BREAD K! ARIANE REALLY TRYING TO BE MIMI FRIEND, BUT MIMI GOING A LIL TOO HARD AT ARIANE. THEY LISTEN TO AN INTERVIEW WHERE K SAID THAT SHE THINK THE BROTHA MEKO LIKES DUDES. K EXPOSING THESE BOYS OUT CHEA! IF THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE GONNA MOVE ROUND HERE ON THE DOWN LOW, K PUTTIN EM ON FRONT STREET! TRACI AND THIS BROTHA DREW THO! GOODNESS MAN! DREW SITTING ON THE FLOOR OF THAT EMPTY BUILDING LOOKIN WEAK. TRACI SHOWS UP AND WE FIND OUT THAT DREWS BUSINESS PARTNER GOT HIM FOR 50K WITH NO CONTRACT! I THOUGHT DREW WAS BETTER THAN THAT. THEN TRACI GOES INTO A RANT, BUT DREW HAD TO SIT BACK AND TAKE THAT CAUSE HE MESSED UP! DREW SAID THAT HE WOULD FIX IT THO. I KINDA BELIEVE THAT BROTHA. HE SEEMS LIKE A GUY WHO JACKS THINGS UP BUT COMES THROUGH IN THE CLUTCH. TRACI BE CRYING LIKE A MUG THO. BUT I WOULD CRY TOO IF I LOST 50 RACKS! WE DID SEE DREW BE SINCERE FOR ONCE ON THE SHOW. RASHEEDA LINKS UP WITH KARLIE REED TO TELL HER TO CHILL WITH THE DISS RECORD CAUSE NOBODY CARES. BACK TO MIMI, K, AND ARIANE THO. THE CONVERSATION STARTED OUT COOL AT FIRST, THEN THEY TURNT UP. K SAID THEM BOYS GAY! MIMI SAID K WILL NEVER HAVE A MAN. NEXT THING I KNOW, K USED TWO HANDS TO GRIP THEM FLOWERS TO GO ACROSS MIMI HEAD! MIMI JUST STOOD THERE AND TOOK IT THO, I DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT. I HATE HOW MIMI ALWAYS GO HARD AT ARIANE THO. ARIANE IS YA FRIEND MIMI, SHE AINT DO NOTHING! I KNOW ARIANE WANNA SLIDE MIMI ON THE LOW BUT SHE LETTING HER MAKE IT CAUSE THEY FRIENDS! MIMI BE GETTING TURNT UP AFTER THE FACT! WHY MIMI AND ARIANE BE IN EACH OTHER FACE LIKE THAT? (NEXT WEEK TEASER)...K MICHELLE PEOPLE TELL HER TO CHILL WITH ALL THE TURNIN UP CAUSE SHE GETTIN BREAD NOW!

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (6-4-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP)..ARIANE AND MIMI LINK UP TO TALK ABOUT THE VIDEO SHOOT. ARIANE FEELS LIKE MIMI GOT TOO CRANKED UP AT HER, K FEELS LIKE MIMI SHOULD HAVE HAD HER BACK, ETC. EVERYBODY FEELS EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE REACTED DIFFERENTLY. MORE ON THAT LATER. SCRAP AND MOMMA SCRAP LINK UP CAUSE SCRAP KINDA TIRED OF HIS MOMMA BEING EXTRA. SCRAP SAY MOMMA DEE NEED TO TAKE HER MEDICINE. THEN SHE APOLOGIES TO SCRAP. KIRT AND RASHEEDA THO! I DO NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON WITH THAT BOY KIRT RIGHT NOW. I USED TO ROCK WITH THAT BOY, NOW HE TRIPPIN! HE STRAIGHT UP TOLD SHEEDA THAT SHE GOT PREGNANT OUTTA SPITE! KIRT, WHAT THE HELL BRO! THEN HE PULLS A SLEZO FROM SEASON ONE AND TELLS HER THAT SHE NEEDS TO "HANDLE THAT"! THIS CAT KIRT AINT BEING SUPPORTIVE AT ALL! THEN SHE KICKS THAT BOY OUT! TRACI HOST THIS FASHION EVENT AND INVITES SHAY. MAN THE HOMIE ERICA WALKS OUT DOING HER MODEL THANG AND KILLS THE SCENE! SHAY WAS MENTALLY HATIN, I SAW IT IN HER EYES. I WILL SAY, HAVE TRACI KNOWN THAT ERICA WAS GONNA BE THERE, SHE COULD HAVE LET SHAY KNOW! AFTER THE SHOW, TRACI TELLS SHAY THAT SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO ERICA. SHAY SAYS THAT SHE IS DOWN FOR IT, THEN ERICA WALKS OVER THERE WHILE THEY ARE TALKING AND THINGS GET AWKWARD! SHAY HAS THE WEAKEST LOOK EVER ON HER FACE. TRACI BRINGS UP THE FACT THAT HER AND SHAY NEED TO TALK, AND ERICA IMMEDIATELY KILLS TRACI VIBE ABOUT THAT! WHY WAS SHAY JUST STANDING THERE, SHE SHOULD HAVE WENT TO THE BATHROOM OR SOMETHING. ERICA DID THAT ON PURPOSE JUST TO SHAKE SHAY FOUNDATION UP REAL QUICK! SHE KNOW SHE COULD HAVE WAITED TO GET AT TRACI LATER ON! MY DUDE SLEZO WALK OUT YOKED UP LIKE NELLY AND PUT TATS AND BRACES ON A TREADMILL! THE HOMIE SAY HE DONT WANNA HURT JOSELINE SO THATS WHY HE IS GONNA TELL HER THAT HE IS WORKIN WITH TATS & BRACES. THAT BOY SLEZO IS THE HOMIE, BUT HE PUTTIN WAY MORE EFFORT INTO JOSELINE FEELINGS THAN I EVER SAW HIM DO FOR MIMI! TATS AND BRACES START QUIZING THAT BOY SLEZ LIKE, "DO U LOVE HER? U IN LOVE?" THAT BOY KEPT IT ALL THE WAY ONE HUNDO! HE SAID HE LOVE HER! MAN SLEZ TRYING TO PROTECT THAT BREAD! SLEZ SHOULD HAVE TOLD TATS AND BRACES TO BUMP UP THE SPEED ON THAT TREADMILL CAUSE SHE WAS IN CRUISE CONTROLL LIKE A MUG! KIRT SHOOTS TO ZINO CRIB AND PARKS IN SLEZO OLD PARKING SPOT. ZINO GOT STRIPPERS, BOBBY VALENTINO BARTENDING AND KIRT COMES TO THE PARTY IN HIS FEELINGS. ZINO LIKE, "BRO, WHY U TALKING BOUT YA FEELINGS? WE GOT BOBBY V POURING DRANKS AND BANDS MAKING CHICKS DANCE UP IN HERE"! DREW IS A FOOL THO! TRACI WALK IN THE SHOE STORE WITH A YOUNG EDUCATED BROTHA SHE HIRED TO RUN THE STORE! REMEMBER LAST WEEKS EPISODE, TRACI KICKED OFF SHOES AND ALMOST SLIDE A HOE ON SITE DURING THE INTERVIEW! DID U SEE THE LOOK ON OL BOY FACE WHEN DREW ASKED IF TRACI WAS BANGING THAT BOY? THAT BOY MADE A ANGRY MAN OFF MARTIN FACE. BUT OL BOY GOT A DEGREE AND HE CUT HAIR, THAT BOY BOUT HIS BREAD! U SEE THE DIFFERENCE IN HOW DREW ACTS WITH OTHER DUDES IN CONTRAST TO HOW TRACI TURN UP WITH OTHER CHICKS? (PART TWO COOKIN)