LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP PART 2 (7-30-2013)

(PART 2)...K MICHELLE, AND KARLIE REDD LINK UP TO WORK ON K SQUASHING THE BEEF WITH RASHEEDA! K GOT ONE MORE VERBAL JAB IN ON SHEEDA THO! THEN SHEEDA ROLLS UP PREGNANT AS HELL BUT FLY THO! I REALLY AINT MAD AT K! SHE SEE HER LIFE GOING IN A POSSITIVE DIRECTION, SO SHE SQUASHING THE BEEF WITH EVERYBODY. AINT MAD AT THE FACT THAT THEY SQUASH THAT AND KEPT IT PUSHIN! HATED THE FACT THAT KARLIE WANTED FOLK TO SHAKE HANDS! CHILL KARLIE, THEY GOOD! DAMN! ZINO, SLEZO, AND JOSELINE LINK UP TO TALK! JOSELINE LOOK LIKE SHE IS NOT HAVING THAT! ZINO BROUGHT CHOCOLATES AND ALL THAT! CANT BE MAD AT THAT BOY BENZINO! ON THE STRENGHT OF HIS HOMIE SLEZO, HE TRYING TO KEEP THE PEACE WITH JOSELINE. JOSELINE START EATING THEM CHOCOLATES AND THAT BOY SLEZO REGULATED HOW MANY SHE COULD EAT! I CANT FRONT WITH U, THIS LIL SCRAPPY AND ERICA TALK WHILE HE WAS IN REHAB WAS KINDA SAD THO! ERICA BE THROWING ME OFF WITH THE BLANK EXPRESSIONS THO! ERICA BE LOOKING LIKE SHE JUST DONE WITH SCRAPPY! THEN SHE SLIDE THE RING BACK TO THAT BOY! THEN HE SAID, "I KNOW U DONT WANT ME"! GOODNESS..IS THIS THE END? THEY WERE SITTING FAR APART TOO! IF I WAS SCRAP, I WOULD HAVE SLOWLY CREPT UP IN HER PERSONAL SPACE! SOMETIMES U GOTTA USE YA "GO TO MOVES"! THATS WHY THEY CALLED "GO TO MOVES"! NEXT SCENE I SEE, SLEZO SITTING AT A PIANO WITH 3 WINE GLASSES! AWWW MAN, FOOLISHNESS WILL FOLLOW! THEN JOSELINE ROLLS UP, WITH MIMI ROLLIN UP SHORTLY AFTERWARDS! MIMI HAS THIS SMILE ON HER FACE LIKE SHE KNOWS SHE GONNA HAVE THE LAST LAUGH! WHEN HE SAID THAT HIS ONLY OBLIGATIONS WERE TO MUSIC AND HIS FAMILY, I KNEW THAT JOSELINE WAS BOUT TO BE PLAYED ON NATIONAL TV! HE HUGS JOSELINE LIKE HE IS SAYING YES TO MARRING HER. THEN HE GIVES MIMI A RING TOO! AFTER THAT, THAT BROTHA SAYS, "WE ARE ALL LIFE PARTNERS"! BY THIS TIME, MIMI IS EATING THIS MESS UP! JOSELINE TRIES TO DIP, SLEZO SHOULD HAVE LET HER GO AND GOT BACK WITH HER LATER! NEXT THING I KNOW, JOSELINE TURNS UP WITH HANDS FOR SLEZ! CANT FRONT, SHE WAS MAKING SECURITY PUT IN MAXIMUM EFFORT! JOSELINE WAS ON A MISSION! MAN AS SOON AS SECURITY GOT JOSELINE OFF THAT ELEVATOR, SLEZ HURRIED UP AND CLOSED THAT DOOR! LOL..THEN MY DUDE NEEDED A MUCH NEEDED CIGARETTE BREAK! MIMI HAD THE LAST LAUGH, BUT I KINA THINK THAT SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT HER COMMENTS SHORT CAUSE JOSELINE COULD HAVE REACHED OUT AND TOUCHED MIMI TOO! THEY SHOW JOSELINE LATER AND SHE SAID THAT SHE CRIED AT FIRST, NOW SHE GOOD! SAY WHAT U WANT BUT I LIKE JOSELINE! SHE GOT DETERMINATION! SHE ONE OF THOSE CHICKS WHO DONT WANNA GO BACK TO THE TRAP! I SAID LONG TIME AGO THAT ERICA SHOULD MODEL, NOW SHE LOOK LIKE SHE BOUT THAT LIFE! TRACI AND DREW LOOK LIKE THEY A LOW KEY COUPLE! SCRAP NEED TO MAKE SOME CHANGES IN HIS LIFE! RASHEEDA PUTTING THAT BOY KIRK FROST THROUGH THE FIRE! MIMI LOOK DONE JUMPED OUT IN A BIKINI NOW THAT SHE GOT A BOOB JOB! I LOVE THIS MESS! REUNION NEXT WEEK THO!

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (7-30-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP)..THE SHOW BEGINS WITH SLEZO RESPONING TO JOSELINE! THAT BOY SAID NO IN SO MANY WORDS, BUT HE SAID IT IN A FLY WAY TO WHERE JOSELINE DID NOT EVEN GET IT. THAT BOY SLEZO A TRUE PIMP! JOSELINE SO DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE THAT SHE IS LOST! RASHEEDA PREGNANT ASS, TRACI, ERICA, AND KARLIE REDD LINK UP TO "PAINT" AND TALK THEIR BUSINESS! MAN, AINT NOBODY PAINT A DAMN THANG AND THEY KNOW IT! THEY GOT TO TALKIN BOUT KIRK TRYING TO COME BACK AND THAT BOY SCRAP GOING TO REHAB TRYING TO DODGE THAT WEED MONSTER! U SEE KARLIE AINT BRING UP THE FACT THAT SHE GOT A LOAN FROM THAT BOY RAY BENZINO! SCRAP IN REHAB DOING PUSH UPS AND COOKIN BACON! MOMMA DEE COMES OVER AND HE TRIES TO BLAME THE WEED SMOKE ON SHAY, ERICA, AND MOMMA DEE! MOMMA DEE WAS LIKE, "NAW LIL DADDY, U PUFFED THAT! NOT ME"! ON THE LOW LOW, I THINK SCRAP KINDA GETTIN TIRED OF HIS MOMMA! THAT BOY KIRK AINT AFFRAID TO HANG AROUND THAT BOY BENZINO ANYMORE! TRUTH BE TOLD THO, ZINO ALWAYS PULLED KIRK TO THE SIDE AND LET HIM KNOW THAT HE MAY BE TRIPPIN! K MICHELLE, JOSELINE, ARIANE, KARLIE REDD, AND ERICA LINK UP TO TALK BOUT K MOVING TO NYC. JOSELINE ALSO TELLS THEM THAT HER AND SLEZO GETTING MARRIED! JOSELINE WAS WORKING THE ROOM THO! AINT NONE OF THEM CHICKS LIKE HER AT FIRST, BUT SHE HAD THEM LAUGHING AND KEKEING AT THE TABLE. SLEZO AND ZINO LINK UP TO TALK ABOUT JOSELINE WANTING TO MARRY SLEZ! BEFORE THEY DO THAT, SLEZ LETS ZINO KNOW THAT THE WAY HE HANDLED THAT JOSELINE DISS SONG WAS ALL WRONG! HE EVEN HAD THE "VIDEO JOSELINE" IN THE ROOM! ZINO SAID THAT HE WOULD TAKE THE SONG OFF OF ITUNES AND ALL THAT! SLEZ WAS LIKE, "NEGRO U TRIPPIN! I DONT CUT FOR JOSELINE LIKE THAT PLAYA! U BETTER GET YO BREAD"! SLEZO EVEN TRIES TO MAKE SMALL TALK WITH "VIDEO JOSELINE", AND SHE GETS IN HER FEELINGS! SLEZ AND ZINO CUT HER MIC OFF REAL QUICK! SHE TRIED TO GET HER CAMERA TIME UP AND BOYS CUT THAT SHORT! SLEZO EVEN PUT THAT ASS OUT THE ROOM! THEN BOYS GOT TO TALKING BOUT THAT "LIFE PARTNER GANG"! THATS WHEN I KNEW THAT SLEZO PLAY TOO DAMN MUCH BUT IT MAKES GREAT TV THO! KIRK AND RASHEEDA THO! THAT BROTHA PULLED UP IN THE G WAGON FILLED WITH GIFTS LIKE A MUG! U CAN SAY WHAT U WANT BOUT KIRK, BUT THAT BOY TRYING HIS BEST! THAT YOUNG MAN REALIZED THAT HE MESSED UP, AND HE WANT HIS WOMAN BACK! I AINT MAD AT YOUNG KIRK! BUT RASHEEDA AINT HAVING IT THO! SHE TOOK A DUMP ON THAT MANS EFFORTS! BUT SHE KEPT THE GIFTS THO! MIMI LINKS UP WITH ARIANE AND ERICA TO TALK ABOUT SLEZ AND JOSELINE. MIMI RUBBIN HER BOOBS DOWN AND ARIANE GETS A FREE FEEL REAL QUICK! THEN THEY TALK BOUT JOSELINE! FROM THERE U CAN SEE THAT GROWTH IN MIMI! MIMI ACT LIKE SHE AINT EVEN TRIPPIN ANYMORE! CANT BE MAD! ERICA LOOK LIKE SHE WAS INSPIRED BY THAT! (PART 2 ON THE WAY)

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP (7-9-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP)...THE SHOW BEGINS WITH KIRK IN THE BED WITH TWO FREAKS. THIS AINT A GOOD LOOK FOR THE HOMIE. HE SHOULD HAVE NOT EVEN LET THE LIL BIT THAT THEY SHOWED BE FILMED. ITS ONE THING TO BE A JERK, BUT TO PUBLICLY EMBARRASS RASHEEDA THO! DAMN KIRK FROST! WHY DOES BENZINO GIVE GOOD ADVICE AFTER THE FACT! THATS LIKE TRYING TO TELL A PERSON THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN OUTTA TOWN AFTER A HURRICANE! ARIANE LINKS UP WITH K TO TELL HER THAT SHE WANTS TO TRY OUT TO SING BACKGROUND FOR K MICHELE! K WAS LIKE "LOOK, I HAD TO EMBARRASS MYSELF ON THIS SHOW FOR TWO SEASONS TO GET A SECOND CHANCE AT A MUSIC CAREER! I DONT HAVE TIME TO BE PLAYIN WITH U! FOLK GOT THAT BREAD BEHIND ME"! MIMI AND HURRICANE SLEZ THO! THAT BOY LINKS UP WITH MIMI TO LET HER KNOW THAT HE WANTS SOME BUTT SINCE HE GAVE HER THE BABY MOMMA WHIP! THAT BOY SLEZO BE DOING MIMI SO WRONG THO! SHE GAVE THE KEYS BACK AND CAUGHT A TAXI HOME! WHAT A WEAK LOOK THO! U PULLED UP IN THE WHITE ON WHITE AND LEFT IN THE BACK SEAT OF A BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW, BLACK AND YELLOW....SLEZ SHOULDN'T HAVE LET HER GO OUT LIKE THAT! MOMMA DEE AND ERICA LINK UP TO TALK BOUT SCRAP SITUATION. IT STARTED OUT COOL AT FIRST, BUT LEAVE IT TO ERICA TO TURN UP. MOMMA DEE SAY WHILE SCRAP IN JAIL, SHE WILL PUT SOME OF HER PIMPIN BREAD BEHIND ERICA AND SCRAP DAUGHTER. ERICA WAS LIKE, "NAW I'M GOOD. I WILL PAWN THAT RING"! I FELT ERICA. IF U DONT ROCK WITH A PERSON, U SHOOOOOOO DONT WANT THEY FINANCIAL AIDE. DREW WANT TRACI BACK. SHE GOT A NICE APARTMENT THO. DREW KEEPIN IT ALL THE WAY FUNKY THO. HE STRAIGHT UP TOLD TRACI THAT HE WANTS HER CAUSE SHE GOT SOMEBODY. THAT BROTHA GOT HATE IN HIM BUT HE 100 THO. K MICHELLE HOLDING THESE SUNDAYS BEST AUDITIONS! THAT LINE LOOKED LIKE A RETRO JORDAN RELEASE LINE. SOME OF THEM SINGERS WAS WEAK, BUT SOME OF EM WAS COOL. ARIANE GOT UP THERE TRIPPIN WITH HERSELF! WHY SHE DO THAT? SHE DIDN'T SOUND BAD, BUT SHE STILL SHOULD HAVE CHILLED THO! OL BOY STARTED CHOPPIN AND ARIANE GOT IN THEM FEELINGS! K WAS LIKE, "COME HERE BOO, GIVE ME A HUG, BUT THAT WAS WEAK AS HELL"! MOMMA DEE AND ERICA HIT THE JEWELRY STORE TO SHOOT THAT RING BACK THAT SCRAPPY GAVE HER! THE CAT AT THE STORE SAY THAT THEY CAN SALE THE RING FOR HER AND SHE GET 15 RACKS, OR SHE CAN SALE IT TO THEM FOR 10 RACKS! ERICA SAY I NEED THAT 15K THO! HURRICANE SLEZO AND JOSELINE GO HOUSE HUNTING! JOSELINE DONE JUMPED ON THE TABLE IN SEXUAL POSITIONS AND THANGS! THEN THEY IN THE BED AND JOSELINE TELLING SLEZ THAT SHE NEEDS AN ANSWER ON IF HE GONNA BE COMMITTED! SLEZ SAID YES KNOWING DAMN WELL THAT AINT WHAT HE WANTED! (PART TWO COMING THO)

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP PART TWO (7-2-2013)

(PART TWO THO)...ZINO AND KIRK RIDING TO THE CABIN! THAT YOUNG MAN KIRK SAID HE WAS TIRED OF RAISING HIS KIDS! DAMN...THAT BROTHA IS FED UP! THEY GET TO THE CABIN THINKING THAT IT WAS JUST GONNA BE THE FELLAS! CHILE PLEASE...BARTENDER BOBBY V BROUGHT THE DRINKS AND THE CHICKS! MORE ON THAT LATER. DREW INVITES TRACI TO DINNER. THAT BOY WORE A DINNER COAT, OPENED DOORS, AND PULLED OUT CHAIRS. DREW FUNNY MAN! TRACI STRAIGHT LAUGHING AT THAT BOY! DREW TRIED TO STEAL A KISS AND GOT PLAYED! SO THAT BOY WALKED OUT ON DINNER. NO DINNER FOR U TRACI! SCRAP RIDING WITH MOMMA DEE ON HIS WAY TO THE BOX. THEY HAVING A REAL CONVERSATION! MOMMA DEE STARTS CRYING AND THAT MIGHT BE THE MOST SINCERE THAT SHE HAS BEEN ON THIS SHOW! SCRAP GETS TAKEN AWAY AND ERICA DIDN'T EVEN CRY. ITS SAD BUT SHE PROBABLY USED TO IT BY NOW. THE HOMIE SLEZ AND JOSELINE IN THE STUDIO! SLEZ TRYING TO WORK ON MUSIC AND JOSELINE WALK IN THERE TALKING BOUT GETTING MARRIED! SLEZ AINT TRYING TO MARRY THAT GIRL, HE TRYING TO PROTECT THAT BREAD. THAT BOY SAY JOSELINE GOT THAT CROWN. THEN THAT BOY WIPPED THEM TEARS. THIS BROTHA KIRK IS GOING ALL THE WAY IN. ZINO SAID THAT THEY WERE PLAYING STRIP POKER, AND CHICKS CLOTHS STARTED DISAPPEARING. GAME AINT EVEN START. ZINO ATLEAST PULLED KIRK TO THE SIDE AND TOLD HIM THAT THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT HE COULD BE TRIPPIN. CHICKS WAS IN THE JACUZZI STRETCHING LEGS ALL THE WAY OUT! KIRK SIPPIN DRANK, GETTIN KISSED ON, RUBBED ON, AND TELLIN WILL SMITH BUSINESS! BAMBI ON ZINO WOOD TRYING TO GET SOME SHINE. NEXT THING I KNOW, KIRK WALKING TO THE ROOM WITH TWO FREAKS! HELL, SLEZO WOULD SEE THIS, LOOK AT KIRK AND BE LIKE, "DAMN BRO, U OUTTA LINE"! LOL I DONT EVEN THINK SLEZ WOULD PUBLICLY DO MIMI LIKE THAT WHILE SHE PREGNANT. DAMN BROTHA KIRK CHANGED! (NEXT WEEK TEASER)...MOMMA DEE GOT HANDS FOR WHOEVER TALKING BOUT IT!

LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP PART 1 (7-2-2013)

(LOVE AND HIP HOP ATL RECAP)...THE SHOW BEGINS WITH ZINO AND KIRK LINKING UP TO TALK ABOUT WHATS GOING ON IN KIRKS LIFE RIGHT NOW. U CAN TELL THAT AT TIMES ZINO WANTS TO GIVE KIRK GOOD ADVICE, BUT HE KNOWS THAT HE CAN HAVE KIRK RUNNING INTERFERENCE ON THEM DUCKS WHILE ZINO MACKING. BUT KIRK GETTIN SLEZO REPS AS ZINO FRIEND ON THE LOW LOW. THEY DECIDED TO RIDE THEY MOTORCYCLES TO A CABIN FOR MAN TIME. BUT ZINO NEEDS SOMEBODY TO BABYSIT HIS PET RABBIT! HE SHOULD HAVE HAD BET KEEP HIS RABBIT OFF CAMERA CAUSE IT KIND OF MAKES HIM LOOK A LIL WEAK. K MICHELLE AND MIMI LINK UP TO SQUASH THE PLEX ON THEIR OWN TERMS. I THINK K KINDA SWEET ON MIMI! MIMI AND THEM EYES THO! I AINT MAD THAT THEY SQUASHED THAT! K FUNNY MAN! U JUST GOTTA LISTEN TO HOW SHE JOKES ABOUT STUFF! THAT RED HAIR AINT A BAD LOOK AT ALL FOR K! MIMI BE CURSING! TRACI MEETS UP WITH SHAY TO TALK BOUT THE ERICA/ SHAY BEEF! TRACI STRAIGHT UP TELLS SHAY THAT SHE KINDA DONT FOOL WITH HER ANYMORE. SHAY WAS BORDERLINE BEGGING TRACI TO EXCEPT HER APOLOGY! I THINK SHAY WAS DOING TOO MUCH. SHE SHOULD HAVE LET TRACI WALK! BUT SHAY AINT STUPID! SHE TRYING TO STAY ON TV! SHE SEE HER OPPORTUNITIES ON THIS SHOW ARE LIMITED! SHE FELL OFF WITH SCRAP SO SHE GOTTA STAY COOL WITH TRACI TO KEEPS THE CAMERA TIME COMING. ERICA WRAPPING CHRISTMAS GIFTS AND BRAIDING HER DAUGHTER HAIR THINKING BOUT THAT BOY SCRAP SITUATION. AT SCRAP DAUGHTER B DAY PARTY, MOMMA DEE PUT A CROWN ON SCRAP DAUGHTER HEAD AND STARTED TALKING THAT QUEEN OF THE SOUTH STUFF! THAT IS THE ONLY TIME THAT QUEEN OF THE SOUTH STUFF WAS EVER APPROPRIATE. BUT THE WAY ERICA WAS LOOKING AT SCRAP THO! EVERYBODY WAS SMILING AT THE PARTY AND ERICA WAS LIKE, "COME HERE LIL FOOL I GOT WORDS FOR U! U GOTTA STOP GOING TO JAIL"! SCRAP WAS LIKE, "I KNOW, BUT I GOTTA JUMP THESE HURDLES"! ERICA SAID, "PLAYA...U CREATING THESE HURDLES"! SCRAP SAID, "LOOK, ITS MY DAUGHTER B DAY, WE ALIVE! CAN U JUST CHILL AND SMILE"? BUT MY FAVORITE SCENE IN THE SHOW WAS WHEN TRACI INTRODUCED HER NEW DUDE TO DREW THO! DREW GAVE THE REALEST REACTION AND I WAS A OK WITH THAT! THAT CAT SAID, "F%&K U MEAN SEAN IS YOUR BOO"! LOL...I LOVE IT! DREW DIDN'T TRY TO ACT ALL HARD. HE MADE IT AWKWARD AND LET BOYS KNOW THAT HE WASN'T FEELING IT! BUT I DONT LIKE HOW SEAN TOLD TRACI, "IMA LEAVE U HERE TO PLAY WITH YA BABY DADDY"! I FEEL LIKE HE THOUGHT HE WAS ABOVE HER WHEN HE SAID THAT! BUT THEN DREW STARTED HATING AND THAT WASN'T A GOOD LOOK FOR HIM. THE INITIAL REACTION WAS COOL, BUT THE EXTRA HATE WAS A LIL BIT MUCH. WHY WAS DREW AND TRACI WORKING AT THE CLUB AT THE SAME TIME ANYWAY! THAT MIGHT NOT BE A GOOD MOVE FOR THEM. JOSELINE AND K MEET UP! IF K WANNA REMAIN FRIENDS WITH MIMI, SHE BETTER END THAT FRIENDSHIP. K WAS GIVING JOSELINE RELATIONSHIP/ BUSINESS ADVICE ON HER SLEZ SITUATION! K COMPARED HER PAST SITUATION TO SLEZO AND JOSELINE SITUATION. MAN JOSELINE WASN'T HEARING NONE OF THAT! SLEZO TOOK JOSELINE OUT THE CLUB AND PUT HER ON TV! TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SITUATIONS! SCRAP READING THAT BOOK TO HIS DAUGHTER WAS FUNNY AS HELL TO ME. BUT ON A SERIOUS NOT, SCRAP TELLS HER THAT HE WAS GOING TO JAIL. THAT SCENE WAS A LIL HARD FOR YA BOY CAUSE SHE WAS ASKING INNOCENT QUESTIONS LIKE, "DO U HAVE TO GO"? RASHEEDA AND THIS BABY SHOWER THO! THEY ALL GOT TOGETHER AND HAD THEM A WAITING TO EXHALE MOMENT! ALL THAT WAS MISSING WAS THE LATE GREAT WHITNEY HOUSTON SINGING SHOOP! (PART TWO ON THE WAY)