(PART 2)..MIMI AND ERICA LINK UP TO SEE THE CHICK WHO PREDICTS THE FUTURE. THAT CHICK AINT PREDICTING NO DAMN FUTURE, SHE JUST WATCH THE SHOW EVERY WEEK LIKE THE REST OF US! HELL, I COULD HAVE TOLD MIMI ALL THAT STUFF THAT LADY WAS SAYING! WHY WAS THAT LADY TALKING IN A PHONE SEX VOICE THO? K MICHELLE GOES TO MEET UP WITH HER PEOPLE AND IN SO MANY WORDS, THEY TELL HER TO SIT THE HELL DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP! K BOUT TO GET THAT BREAD, SHE DONT NEED TO BE GOIN CROSS FOLK HEAD WITH ROSES THAT ARE MEANT TO BE WATERED AND TAKEN CARE OF. (OFF THE RECORD)..ALLSTAR WEEKEND I SAW A CHICK WITH A CAT SUIT JUST LIKE Ks THAT SAID ."POW" AND ALL THAT! BUT SHE HAD A HOOD CONNECTED TO IT THO! (BACK ON THE RECORD)..SHAY AND TRACI MEET UP AT THE SPA TO TALK BOUT THAT BOY SCRAP! THIS IS EXACTLY WHY ERICA GONNA CHILL ON TRACI IN A SECOND. BUT WHY THE HELL IS SHAY TAKING SOME, "GIRL LEAVE HIM ALONE" ADVICE FROM TRACI? I LIKE TRACI, BUTS LETS KEEP IT 100 REAL QUICK! DREW GOT TRACI KICKIN OFF SHOES AT INTERVIEWS WITH READY AND WILLING HANDS! JOSELINE MEETS UP WITH HER PATNA TO TALK BOUT THAT BOY SLEZ! NOW JOSELINE WORRIED BOUT SLEZ KIDS? MAN PLEASE, SHE WAS NOT TRIPPIN BOUT THEM KIDS WHEN SHE WAS SNATCHIN SLEZ FROM MIMI! BESIDES, FROM WHAT I SEE, SLEZ TAKE CARE OF HIS KIDS! I HATE WHEN PEOPLE SPEAK ON OTHER PEOPLE KIDS! I FEEL LIKE FOLK BE OUTTA PLACE! THIS NIKKO CAT STARTING TO SHOW HIS TRUE COLORS. MIMI GOT THAT SHIRT LINE DROPPIN! THAT BOY NIKKO SAY HE COACHING LIKE HE PHIL JACKSON! THEN HE SAID THAT MIMI WAS RIDING ON HIS TRAIN! MAN..YOU NOT SLEZO BRO! IT WASN'T EVEN FLY WHEN NIKKO WAS SAYING IT CAUSE I HEARD THE HOMIE SLEZ SAY IT FIRST AND SOUND LIKE A GEE! MIMI LOOK LIKE CIARA THO! SHE BE MAKING THEM BODY PARTY FACES! SHAY AND SCRAPPY THO! SCRAP WAS TRYING TO HAVE A REGULAR CONVERSATION AT FIRST, THEN SHAY TURNT UP AND STARTED PUTTIN BOYS BIZ-NY-EEE OUT THERE! SHAY GOT THE HELL IN HER FEELINGS! THIS ARGUMENT WAS FUNNY AS HELL! IN THE WORDS OF SCRAP, AND I QUOTE, "IF I'M A PIECE OF S#$T, WHY U PUT A PIECE OF S%$T IN YOUR VAGINA"? OUCH...BOYS HIT SHAY WITH THAT ZINGER! SHAY SAY THAT JESUS GAVE HER THAT HOUSE! SCRAP SAID THAT GOD USED HIM TO BLESS HER! OUCH..ANOTHER ZINGER BY THE PRINCE OF THE SOUTH! WHY WAS THE HOMIE SCRAP ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE TAPPIN ON THE WINDOW LOOKIN WEAK! GO HOME SCRAP, ITS OVER! THEN SHAY CRYING IN THE CLOSET! I MAY BE ON AN ISLAND BY MYSELF, BUT I LIKE THEM AS A COUPLE! SLEZ AND JOSELINE MEET UP JUST TO START PLEXIN IN PUBLIC OVER TATS AND BRACES. SLEZ BASICALLY TELLS JOSELINE THAT SHE HAS SIGNED ONE OF THEM SUGE KNIGHT STYLE CONTRACTS! SHE GONNA BE IN THE HEADLOCK FOR BOUT SIX YEARS! GOODNESS! (NEXT WEEK TEASER)..MIMI AND SLEZ AINT HAD NO CONFLICT OR MAJOR INTERACTION FOR BOUT 3 EPISODES! BUT SLEZ PULL UP IN THE TWIGHLIGHT WHITE WHIP HE JUST GRABBED FOR MIMI! YALL CAN SAY WHAT YOU WANT BOUT SLEZ, BUT HE MAKE SURE MIMI AINT GOT NO WORRIES THO!
Is it just me, or does Nikko have the Stuart Scott eyes? Just asking? *shrugs*
ReplyDeleteLOL, NOW TIFFSTER YOU TRIPPIN! BUT THAT SONG THEY GOT IS JAMMIN THO!
ReplyDeletelmaoooo @ JOSELINE SIGNED ONE OF THEM SUGE KNIGHT STYLE CONTRACTS! SHE GONNA BE IN THE HEADLOCK FOR BOUT SIX YEARS!!!!
DeleteLOL BUT THATS A TRUE STORY THO!
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